Liz & Stefan

Liz and Stefan called me wanting to be on Real Couples through Avalon, who put in a good word for me. They did their homework by checking out the site, recognised some of their fellow colleagues then contacted me. It was a while before I shot them as I was in the midst of setting off to Czech and they were on their way to Ibiza for a working holiday.

So here I am, in Staines, over an hour late after turning up at what I thought was the right address in the wrong part of the area. Doh. Liz is actually an Aussie (Sheila) who has done a bit of work in the states for such large companies like Zero Tolerance, Redlight and others so is no stranger to all this. Stefan has been in the adult industry for a few years already and has manged to avoid my attention until now. Liz has a striking resemblance to Jirina, a Czech woman John Mason brought over a couple of years ago. Liz and Stefan qualified for the show as they are engaged. Although Stefan had a hard time starting off with, I had faith he was going to come through and this he did with gusto. It's a strange observation this but I notice that small girls take tubby cocks a lot easier than their larger counterparts. Their anal film was like Wow! Sexy stuff. I love to view attractive women doing kinky things and Liz did not disappoint. All this was garnished with sexy kissing and general passion between the two as they went at it until Liz gave the order whilst Stefan was drilling her arse to come in her mouth. I think this proved too much for him as he stroked out and yanked off a torrent of sexy cream in her waiting mouth, baiting him even more with dirty talk. She held the cum in her mouth before pushing it out of the corner of her mouth and letting it drip off her chin and on her hooters in traditional porn style. Needless to say after a sexy session like that, Liz and Stefan weren't the only one sweating. Another blinding shoot for Real Couples.

Kat & Snipes

At last, Katalin made it to Real Couples. In the beginning she wanted to be on it with a fuck buddy/ performer colleague she was fond of in the industry but I relented, not convinced this was worthy of the Real Couples stamp of approval. I know she'e been with Snipes (not his real name obviously) for quite some time now, plus Kats been out of the loop performing for a while for reasons I won't divulge, but I would say her involvement with this chap was intrumental in her absence. Kat introduced me to her beau a couple of months ago when I gave her the green light. At this point he wasn't too sure but then gave in and thought what the hell, u only live once and decided to give it a go. His nick name on the bouncing circuit is Snipes because of his similarity in looks with a certain dark film star by the name of Wesley.

On the day, there was no nerves on his part, well , if there was he certainly covered it over with a tubby display of confidence in himself. I felt comfortable in a dude who has a fat ego: I know he can't fail. Hell, he woun't fail because he knows if he does, all involved have a right to shoot him down in flames and Snipes don't look the type of man to be shot down in flames. If u watch him in the pics, you'll know what I mean. Despite the buff body and muscles, Snipes is actually a friendly, polite and cordial kind of dude. I can tell u that his anal video with Kat is the first time he has done this with her in their relationship. My only regret losing in this shoot, it was not until the very end that Kat mentioned that her boyfriend is a large foot dude. Katalin does have a lovely pair of feet, which I noticed, she did her nails all in pink. I suspect he avoided that thinking I might have thought him weird or something. This aside, it was a more personal shoot for Katalin which is rare, as it hasn't come to my knowledge that she has had a genuine orgasm on tape yet. I suspected she did on the day because she was being more noisier than usual. It was worrying because the bed was banging and creaking and I thought the neighbours could hear outside. Kat and Snipes seemed oblivious to this. My only gripe, if I am allowed 1 is that Snipes, being new to all this committed the usual crime that nebies usually commit when performing: Smothering the woman and arms getting in the way of man meat and pussy action. This is great for soft, frustrating for the hard. Still, with my deft editing techniques, I'm sure I'll do this lovely couple justice. A damn good effort on their part. Top show.

Amanda & Carl

I've known of this couple about a year into my official post as full time pornographer some five years ago. Their names came up in chats with people around the way so they were known on the porn circuit as swingers more than performers and models. Carl is a regular dancer, hence the superfit body. He tells me he doesn't even go to the gym that his body is due to dancing and fucking loads.

Here we are again, a month later and I'm impressed, not only with Amandas deep tan but also the fact she is wearing a bright yellow top in contrast with her skin tone. Okay, the lounge also had yellow walls but u can't have everything. Since Carl wasn't there yet, I decided to use the time wisely by interviewing Amanda, u download, technically, she only qualifies for Real Couples because she still has sex on occasions with Carl, but really, they have split up since last November. This was interesting to me as I felt they had something more deeper and interesting than being straight up fuck buddies and derived a new twist on the Real Couples angle.

Carl arrived straight from work and u could tell straight away they were familiar by the way Carl confidently rubbed his hand into Amandas crotch to make sure she wasn't dripping with another mans cream inside her. Amanda seemed keen to get it on with Carl by the way they feverishly got out of their clothes to start sucking and licking on each others bits. Amanda was amazing but Carl was also full of personality that it had me wondering why he wasn't performing on a regular basis in the porn industry, since he is shagging girls left and right all over the place, or so it seems according to Amanda, whom seemed to be quite turned on about it when she was asking if the current woman in her exes life takes it up the arse and Carl telling her matter of factly how tight the other girls twat was amongst other things. This is a difficult thing to get out on screen unscripted with a natural performance, especially when u consider that Carl has met me in the flesh for the first time. He put his large hard black man meat to good use in Amandas mouth, pussy and arse and this is where they exceeded my expectation, Carl, being the kinky sod I found him out to be was an expert shot with spit when lubing up Amandas arse for anal and gaped her arse effectively for visual spectacle before going back in building up to his climax where Amanda did ass (or arse as I prefer) to mouth with him as he came in her mouth, but then this comes as no surprise as they appear to like watching pornography and like most people who are into it, imitate what turns them on. Good for me though..and good for you. I left there with a rather sexy shoot in the bag if I may say so. Good for you too, if u dig my stuff.

Janette & Robert

We broke for luch then headed off to Robert Rosenbergs home/ office for the next shoot. I was warned that he was a character and a guy of a highly personable nature and that this was going to be his third cream shot of the day. Robert arrived and he is just the person who I thought I met at Brussells Erotic Show about 3 years before. We shook hands and he introduced me to his girlfriend Janette whose pictures where all over the wall in his lounge and a few in the office.

I got a taste of Roberts eccentric personality during pictures when he switched the tv on to view the sport highlights. I found this amusing, where some might find it rude as he still blazed through the photo shoot with absolutely no problems. You could tell he was a veteran of such shoots as at 1 point, I swear he looked disineterested. Pic shoot over, the tv was off and he got down to business on his girlfriend Janette, who is an attractive blonde 20 something who has a fit body, a lovely smile and a nice warm personality, a typical trait amongst Czech girls I am quickly finding out for myself. The couple made short shrift of this video slobbing, fucking and alternating between twat to arse repeatedly, leadng to several gaping shots and a facial in the arse where Jeanette scooped cum out of her arse with her fingers and sucked them off. I almost felt like I didn't work this couple hard enough when Robert said to me “You like my special treat? I do this for you” Being a porn star couple, this was all in a days work for Janette and Robert and still she insist he fuck her harder. I saw the size of his penis repeatedly plowing in and out of her petite sphincter and I was convinced, she absolutely loves a plugging in the bum. I'm not complaining.

Jennifer & Mark

If you've ever seen a video called Carlitos Way, you'll remember some cocky young curly haired latin kid trying to get Al Pacino to meet some 'stand up guys' by saying he'll be fast “Boom, boom, in and out guy!” Then twenty minutes later said chap who strode in boldly, chest out strutting and acting cocky loses the use of his throat and has his arm broken in a refrigerator fumbling for a beer. Unlike this chap, I left with a porn shoot under my arm with the lovely Jennifer Martin and her husband of 10 years on it. Boom, boom in and out. They were a stand up couple too. While I admit, Jennifer was the real star of the show, let's not forget without Martins peen in the mix, I would have left there empty handed and u would have been without the pleasure of seeing Jennifer getting nude and shagged.

I would have to say this was a Real Couples movie in every sense of the word. Prior to turning up on any shoot, I am paranoid that the shoot will go to waste if the dude gets stage fright and can't get it up. There was none of that going on here today. As a matter of fact, I turned up in Nottingham (where they live) an hour late and time was a ticking towards the hour they had to pick up their small woman after school. I kept the social niceties to a minimum and let them get on with it in my new way of working where we do the hard first, pictures on the interim and the soft version last. This way works best for all concerned.

I could not have hoped for a better shoot. U could view that they were still into each other, convincing me they were doing Real Couples for all the right reasons. Mark was a hero, but then how could he fail with a fit wife like Jennifer? I remember joking about them working on more kids when Mark did his facial (a strong squirty 1) and there we have it, one sexy lovin' and a pop shot in the mouth later, I was outta there. Boom, boom. In and out dude, cruising back to London on a wonderful summers day, listening to 80's soul weekender tunes. Mark also did a cream pie inside Jennifer on the soft version, even though u can't dl it , just thought I'd share that with you.